aka places I wished to be
yOU GUYS, i THINK THE MAYOR IS DEAD.
these two have stopped the apocalypse like 4 times and it is this easy to casually sneak up behind and taze them
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
I hate when there are hot people at registers go model and stop looking at me buying toilet paper.
I firmly believe that human beings should run on solar energy because getting comfortable is actually super annoying and I’d rather have unlimited energy than have to struggle to sleep every night.
Ask me something personal, I’ve been lacking in deep conversation lately.
art by joker-ace | colored by me
colored with permission!
swiggity swad, you’ve angered jason’s dad